Because your kitchen deserves a mental breakdown too.

These dish towels are serving passive-aggressive realness, one unhinged slogan at a time. Perfect for drying tears or dishes (we don’t judge), they add just the right amount of emotional instability to your domestic hellscape.

Fold-aware and emotionally unavailable, they’re the kitchen accessory equivalent of crying in the walk-in. Bonus: they won’t try to fix you with a Pinterest recipe.

For sad b*tches who season with salt, sarcasm, and generational trauma. Bon appétit.