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Julius Caesar conquered empires. You just conquered a smoke-filled kitchen. This “I came. I saw. I may have overcooked the chicken.” tea towel is perfect for emotionally unstable cooks, culinary improvisers, and anyone whose love language is Googling “is this still edible?” Minimalist and deadpan, it’s designed for the kind of chef who owns both an air fryer and crippling self-doubt.
• A victory cry for chaotic cooking
• Soft, absorbent, and slightly scorched
• Perfect gift for sad b*tches, meal preppers, and burned-out millennials
• Goes great with therapy and takeout
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Overcooked the Chicken (Dish Towel)
$12.50
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Flexible returns
• A victory cry for chaotic cooking
• Soft, absorbent, and slightly scorched
• Perfect gift for sad b*tches, meal preppers, and burned-out millennials
• Goes great with therapy and takeout
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.