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Tears? Never heard of her. This is just an aggressive hydration deficit.
Whether you're silently weeping in your car or power-crying between meetings, this tumbler’s here to help you rebrand emotional breakdowns as casual dehydration. Because sometimes, the only thing separating tears from thirst is 20 ounces of stainless steel denial.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—where self-awareness meets sarcasm and spiral hydration is a lifestyle.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for emotional evaporation events
• Double-walled insulation for hot tea or cold panic
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your ability to regulate your water intake
• Fits most car cup holders and mid-afternoon meltdowns
• Great gift for burnout baddies, overthinkers, and anyone whose tear ducts run on impulse
Boring Details
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Aggressively Unhydrating (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Whether you're silently weeping in your car or power-crying between meetings, this tumbler’s here to help you rebrand emotional breakdowns as casual dehydration. Because sometimes, the only thing separating tears from thirst is 20 ounces of stainless steel denial.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—where self-awareness meets sarcasm and spiral hydration is a lifestyle.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for emotional evaporation events
• Double-walled insulation for hot tea or cold panic
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your ability to regulate your water intake
• Fits most car cup holders and mid-afternoon meltdowns
• Great gift for burnout baddies, overthinkers, and anyone whose tear ducts run on impulse
Boring Details
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.