Carry your chaos in style.

This tote bag collection is for the emotionally unstable overachievers, the therapy veterans, and the caffeine-fueled gremlins trying their best (or not). Made from durable organic cotton and stuffed with biting sarcasm, each bag is a love letter to your coping mechanisms—whether that’s snacks, spiraling, or simply pretending to have your sh*t together.

Featuring slogans like “This is my emotional baggage” and “Don’t talk to me unless you’re my therapist”, these bags are brutally honest, endlessly relatable, and 100% judgment-free. Great for groceries, therapy homework, or carrying the weight of your generational trauma.

Welcome to the Sad B*tch Survival Squad. We see you. We are you. And yes, these bags have seen some things.