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This bag is for the chronically exhausted overachiever who’s mainlining espresso and vibes. The front announces your current power source (caffeine and unchecked coping mechanisms), while the back offers clear rehoming instructions in the event of spontaneous burnout.
If you’ve ever answered an email through tears, dissociated in a meeting, or power-walked through life with a latte and a questionable sense of direction—this tote gets you. Just don’t approach without coffee.
Features:
• Dual long straps—because two hands are for holding coffee and consequences
• Double-sided design with full emotional meltdown branding
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original for the overstimulated and undercaffeinated
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Currently Running on Caffeine & Delusion (Tote Bag)
$29.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
If you’ve ever answered an email through tears, dissociated in a meeting, or power-walked through life with a latte and a questionable sense of direction—this tote gets you. Just don’t approach without coffee.
Features:
• Dual long straps—because two hands are for holding coffee and consequences
• Double-sided design with full emotional meltdown branding
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original for the overstimulated and undercaffeinated
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |