Toxic Coping Skills Club
You’ve got coping skills. Are they healthy? Absolutely not. But are they working? Also no—but they are consistent. This collection is for anyone self-soothing with dark humor, sarcasm, caffeine, codependency, rage cleaning, online shopping, and a heroic intake of carbohydrates. Maybe you journal. Maybe you just text your ex and call it closure. (Please don't do that.)
This isn’t about healing. It’s about survival—with a punchline. Tumblers for your Emotional Support Beverage™. Notebooks for documenting every red flag you chose to ignore. Stickers for the part of you that knows better but laughs anyway. Because if you’re going to be unwell, you might as well be on-brand.
