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This tote doesn’t just carry emotional baggage—it is the emotional baggage. One side warns strangers not to ask about your coping mechanisms (while silently begging them not to), and the other side offers emergency return instructions in case you spiral in public.
Made from 100% organic cotton and deeply repressed feelings, this bag is built for carrying groceries, trauma, or a small army of iced coffees. Great for therapy days, grocery runs, or disassociating in style.
Text reads:
• Side 1: Ask Me About My Coping Mechanisms (Please Don’t)
• Side 2: If Found, Return to the Emotional Trauma Raccoon Hoarding Iced Coffee and Denial
Features:
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″
• Capacity: 6 gallons
• Weight limit: 30 lbs
• 25″ dual straps for over-the-shoulder carrying
• Flat bottom and open top—just like your emotional state
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original design
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ask Me About My Coping Mechanisms (Please Don't) (Tote Bag)
$29.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Made from 100% organic cotton and deeply repressed feelings, this bag is built for carrying groceries, trauma, or a small army of iced coffees. Great for therapy days, grocery runs, or disassociating in style.
Text reads:
• Side 1: Ask Me About My Coping Mechanisms (Please Don’t)
• Side 2: If Found, Return to the Emotional Trauma Raccoon Hoarding Iced Coffee and Denial
Features:
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″
• Capacity: 6 gallons
• Weight limit: 30 lbs
• 25″ dual straps for over-the-shoulder carrying
• Flat bottom and open top—just like your emotional state
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original design
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!