Definitely Not Crying
You’re not crying. You’re just… leaking. From the face. While staring at a wall. In the dark. This isn’t a breakdown, it’s a moisture-forward emotional recalibration. Everything’s fine. Totally fine. Your mascara is waterproof and your standards are not.
This collection is for anyone who’s ever sobbed silently during a Zoom call and then complimented someone’s earrings. Tumblers for holding iced coffee and the weight of your emotions. Notebooks that double as tear absorbents. Stickers that say “I’m okay” but in a way that’s clearly a cry for help. Go ahead. Cry cute.
