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Your food may be under-seasoned, but your emotional baggage isn’t. This “Seasoned with the Tears of the Chef” tea towel is for anyone who's cried into a casserole or rage-chopped onions while spiral-thinking about life choices. Absorbent enough for both dishwater and breakdowns, it's the perfect kitchen companion for sad b*tches, emotionally exhausted chefs, and anyone seasoning meals with unresolved trauma.
• For emotionally unstable meal prep
• Soft, absorbent, and mentally relatable
• Minimalist design, maximum breakdown energy
• Pairs well with wine and passive-aggressive chopping
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Tears of the Chef (Dish Towel)
$12.50
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Flexible returns
• For emotionally unstable meal prep
• Soft, absorbent, and mentally relatable
• Minimalist design, maximum breakdown energy
• Pairs well with wine and passive-aggressive chopping
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.