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Socializing is optional. Caffeine is not.
This tumbler is your emotional armor for navigating the outside world with minimal interaction and maximum espresso. Whether you’re dodging small talk or mentally preparing for human contact, this cup says it so you don’t have to.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters who just want to be left alone (until their second latte).
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for caffeinated introverts
• Double-walled insulation for hot coffee and cold stares
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your social battery
• Fits most car cup holders and social avoidance strategies
• Perfect gift for anxious besties, antisocial coworkers, and caffeine-fueled wallflowers
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Caffeinating and Avoiding Eye Contact (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This tumbler is your emotional armor for navigating the outside world with minimal interaction and maximum espresso. Whether you’re dodging small talk or mentally preparing for human contact, this cup says it so you don’t have to.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters who just want to be left alone (until their second latte).
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for caffeinated introverts
• Double-walled insulation for hot coffee and cold stares
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your social battery
• Fits most car cup holders and social avoidance strategies
• Perfect gift for anxious besties, antisocial coworkers, and caffeine-fueled wallflowers
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.