Avoiding Humans
You love people. In theory. From a distance. On mute. Ideally with a 3–5 business day response window. Socializing is a threat, eye contact is an attack, and you’ve rehearsed your Starbucks name because talking to strangers is a hostage situation.
This collection is for anyone who’s mastered the art of dodging plans, screening calls, and pretending they didn’t see that text. Totes that say “don’t talk to me” without you having to. Dish towels that double as personality tests. Tumblers for sipping iced coffee alone in your car like a feral little introvert. It’s not antisocial. It’s self-preservation.
