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There’s a time and a place for trauma bonding. It’s just… not before coffee.
This tumbler is your passive-aggressive boundary setter—ideal for anyone whose group chat goes from “good morning” to “emotional meltdown” before 8am. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, matcha, or emotional resilience, this cup buys you just enough time to caffeinate before the oversharing begins.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for boundary-based hydration
• Double-walled insulation for hot drinks, cold trauma
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your emotional availability
• Fits most car cup holders and friend group crises
• Makes a great gift for anxious besties, therapy girls, and spiral-prone coworkers
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
No Trauma Until I Finish This (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This tumbler is your passive-aggressive boundary setter—ideal for anyone whose group chat goes from “good morning” to “emotional meltdown” before 8am. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, matcha, or emotional resilience, this cup buys you just enough time to caffeinate before the oversharing begins.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for boundary-based hydration
• Double-walled insulation for hot drinks, cold trauma
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your emotional availability
• Fits most car cup holders and friend group crises
• Makes a great gift for anxious besties, therapy girls, and spiral-prone coworkers
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.