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This is the tea towel you reach for when the kitchen is filled with smoke and denial. Featuring the words “everything is fine, my stove’s just gaslighting me”, this towel is the perfect addition to your collection of emotionally unstable cookware. Whether you're meal-prepping through a mental breakdown or just trying not to cry into the pasta again, this sarcastic kitchen essential has your back (unlike your ex or your appliance warranty).
• Dark humor meets domestic chaos
• Absorbent enough for spills, tears, and existential dread
• Makes a great gift for sad bitches, burnt-out millennials, and passive-aggressive bakers
• Pairs well with rage-cleaning and therapy
Boring Details
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
My Stove is Gaslighting Me (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• Dark humor meets domestic chaos
• Absorbent enough for spills, tears, and existential dread
• Makes a great gift for sad bitches, burnt-out millennials, and passive-aggressive bakers
• Pairs well with rage-cleaning and therapy
Boring Details
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.