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Consider this your official legal disclaimer in tumbler form.
Before 9am, you're not a morning person—you’re a liability. Whether it’s wild-eyed muttering or accidental honesty, this tumbler lets everyone know you’re not fully operational until caffeine kicks in and the rage settles.
Perfect for work mornings, unholy wake-up times, or anyone who treats 9am like a personal attack.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—snarky survival gear for the emotionally unwell and caffeine-dependent.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for pre-9am rage beverages
• Double-walled insulation keeps your drink as hot as your passive aggression
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your morning filter
• Fits most car cup holders and early morning dread
• Makes a great gift for coworkers, night owls, or anyone who’s been forced to attend a 7am meeting
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Not Legally Responsible Before 9am (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Before 9am, you're not a morning person—you’re a liability. Whether it’s wild-eyed muttering or accidental honesty, this tumbler lets everyone know you’re not fully operational until caffeine kicks in and the rage settles.
Perfect for work mornings, unholy wake-up times, or anyone who treats 9am like a personal attack.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—snarky survival gear for the emotionally unwell and caffeine-dependent.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for pre-9am rage beverages
• Double-walled insulation keeps your drink as hot as your passive aggression
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your morning filter
• Fits most car cup holders and early morning dread
• Makes a great gift for coworkers, night owls, or anyone who’s been forced to attend a 7am meeting
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.