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Some days you're the captain. Other days you're rage-spiraling through a sea of petty offenses and unchecked emotions. This spiral notebook is for documenting them all—with flair.
Use it to track passive-aggressive interactions, collect imaginary arguments, or log every eyebrow raise that ruined your day. It’s got 140 dotted pages, a soft-touch cover, and absolutely no emotional regulation.
• For unstable girlies navigating choppy waters
• Less “go with the flow”—more “burn the fleet”
• Soft-touch cover, volcanic interior
Because sometimes mutiny is self-care.
Product Details:
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Captain's Log of Irrational Rage (Spiral Notebook)
$17.00
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Flexible returns
Use it to track passive-aggressive interactions, collect imaginary arguments, or log every eyebrow raise that ruined your day. It’s got 140 dotted pages, a soft-touch cover, and absolutely no emotional regulation.
• For unstable girlies navigating choppy waters
• Less “go with the flow”—more “burn the fleet”
• Soft-touch cover, volcanic interior
Because sometimes mutiny is self-care.
Product Details:
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.