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Welcome to the carb corner of your emotional unraveling. “This Is Where I Cry Over Pasta” is the perfect tea towel for those moments when dinner is therapy, and the spaghetti understands you better than your ex ever did. Equal parts tragic and absorbent, this minimalist towel belongs in every kitchen where tears are just another seasoning.
• Soft enough for tear-soaking, strong enough for sauce-mopping
• Ideal gift for sad b*tches, anxious chefs, and gluten-based coping
• Minimalist design, maximum spiral energy
• Goes well with rage-grated parmesan and romantic disappointment
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This is Where I Cry Over Pasta (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• Soft enough for tear-soaking, strong enough for sauce-mopping
• Ideal gift for sad b*tches, anxious chefs, and gluten-based coping
• Minimalist design, maximum spiral energy
• Goes well with rage-grated parmesan and romantic disappointment
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.