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Some people meditate. You carbo-load and disassociate. This “Get Me a Bowl of Emotional Support Carbs, Stat.” tea towel is for anyone whose go-to coping mechanism is pasta, bread, or rage-eating Pop-Tarts straight from the foil. It’s soft, absorbent, and emotionally available in ways your ex wasn’t.
• Designed for spirals, snacks, and survival
• The ideal towel for sad b*tches, anxious eaters, and snack-dependent millennials
• Great gift for your favorite emotionally spicy chef or kitchen-bound comfort craver
• Goes well with garlic bread and crying in the pantry
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Emotional Support Carbs (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• Designed for spirals, snacks, and survival
• The ideal towel for sad b*tches, anxious eaters, and snack-dependent millennials
• Great gift for your favorite emotionally spicy chef or kitchen-bound comfort craver
• Goes well with garlic bread and crying in the pantry
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.