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This is not your average tote—it’s a veteran of emotional warfare. The front makes it clear that this bag (and probably its owner) has been through some sh*t. The back? A slightly unhinged return-to stamp that explains everything and nothing, all at once.
Perfect for carrying unresolved trauma, grocery hauls, or a binder full of bargains and bad decisions. Whether you’re dissociating at Costco or rage-saving at Safeway, this tote holds space for all of it—literally and existentially.
Features:
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″
• Capacity: 6 gallons
• Weight limit: 30 lbs
• Dual long straps for easy slinging (even during spirals)
• Two-sided design for maximum deadpan energy
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original for the emotionally spicy and fiscally responsible
Product Details
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This Bag Has Seen Some Things (Tote Bag)
$29.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Perfect for carrying unresolved trauma, grocery hauls, or a binder full of bargains and bad decisions. Whether you’re dissociating at Costco or rage-saving at Safeway, this tote holds space for all of it—literally and existentially.
Features:
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″
• Capacity: 6 gallons
• Weight limit: 30 lbs
• Dual long straps for easy slinging (even during spirals)
• Two-sided design for maximum deadpan energy
• Sad B*tch Survival Squad original for the emotionally spicy and fiscally responsible
Product Details
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |