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You don’t just make dinner—you hold the whole damn household together. This “Chaos Coordinator. Snack Curator. Unpaid Therapist.” tea towel is for the emotionally overextended multitaskers who somehow manage to cook, counsel, and crisis-manage before the pasta boils over. Soft, absorbent, and deeply relatable, it’s the kitchen sidekick every sad b*tch CEO of the home deserves.
• Honors your unpaid emotional labor
• Perfect for snack distribution and emotional damage control
• Makes a great gift for parents, partners, and burnout survivors
• Designed for real ones who manage the chaos (and still bring snacks)
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Chaos Coordinator (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• Honors your unpaid emotional labor
• Perfect for snack distribution and emotional damage control
• Makes a great gift for parents, partners, and burnout survivors
• Designed for real ones who manage the chaos (and still bring snacks)
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.