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Some people meditate. Others go to therapy. You? You’ve got your emotional support beverage.
Let the world know you're one lukewarm sip away from total emotional combustion. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or a bubbling cocktail of rage and espresso, what’s in this cup is doing more for public safety than your last HR-mandated mindfulness webinar.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—because nothing says emotional regulation like a beverage and a barely-concealed threat.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for homicidal hydration
• Double-walled insulation keeps your drink (and temper) stable
• Dishwasher safe, unlike your coping mechanisms
• Fits in car cup holders and passive-aggressive meetings
• Ideal gift for coworkers, besties, or yourself on a Monday
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Only Thing Keeping Me From Murder (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Let the world know you're one lukewarm sip away from total emotional combustion. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or a bubbling cocktail of rage and espresso, what’s in this cup is doing more for public safety than your last HR-mandated mindfulness webinar.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—because nothing says emotional regulation like a beverage and a barely-concealed threat.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for homicidal hydration
• Double-walled insulation keeps your drink (and temper) stable
• Dishwasher safe, unlike your coping mechanisms
• Fits in car cup holders and passive-aggressive meetings
• Ideal gift for coworkers, besties, or yourself on a Monday
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.