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This is the notebook you reach for when everything is technically fine—but also actively on fire. Featuring a soft-touch cover, dotted pages, and a flaming dumpster to match your internal state, this wire-bound companion is ideal for rage journaling, disassociation doodles, or listing all the red flags you ignored on purpose.
Whether you’re spiraling, suppressing, or just trying to fake functionality, this emotionally unstable notebook has your back.
• 140 dotted pages for feelings you’d rather not feel
• Soft-touch cover with premium “Everything Is Fine” energy
• Perfect for therapy notes, petty plans, and existential scribbles
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—designed for those coping with caffeine, chaos, and deeply unqualified self-awareness.
Product Features:
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Everything Is Fine, Dumpster Fire Edition (Spiral Notebook)
$17.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Whether you’re spiraling, suppressing, or just trying to fake functionality, this emotionally unstable notebook has your back.
• 140 dotted pages for feelings you’d rather not feel
• Soft-touch cover with premium “Everything Is Fine” energy
• Perfect for therapy notes, petty plans, and existential scribbles
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—designed for those coping with caffeine, chaos, and deeply unqualified self-awareness.
Product Features:
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.