Everything you need to survive—mentally, emotionally, and maybe (not) legally.

This is the full Sad B*tch Survival Squad lineup: journals, mugs, totes, and other chaotic essentials designed for the emotionally self-aware and dangerously overcaffeinated. Whether you're rage-writing in Captain’s Log of Irrational Rage, carrying emotional baggage (literally), or sipping Liquid Anxiety, it’s all here.

Built for meltdown-prone millennials, burnout queens, and anyone who’s ever cried in a Target parking lot—we see you. We are you. And we made merch.

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