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Some towels dry dishes. This one processes trauma. “This Towel Has Seen Some Sh*t” is the perfect addition to any kitchen where emotions run high, the stove runs hot, and the coping mechanisms are... questionable. Minimalist, darkly hilarious, and disturbingly relatable, this tea towel is made for burnt-out chefs, midnight snackers, and anyone who’s ever cried while cooking pasta.
• Soft, absorbent, and emotionally damaged
• Makes a great gift for sad b*tches and spiral-prone bakers
• Perfect for kitchens full of chaos and catharsis
• Pairs well with wine, overcooked carbs, and emotional damage
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This Towel Has Seen Some Sh*t (Dish Towel)
$12.50
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Flexible returns
• Soft, absorbent, and emotionally damaged
• Makes a great gift for sad b*tches and spiral-prone bakers
• Perfect for kitchens full of chaos and catharsis
• Pairs well with wine, overcooked carbs, and emotional damage
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.