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This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a witness. To chaos. To caffeine-fueled meltdowns. To the kind of Tuesday that feels like a psychological thriller. Whether it’s holding iced coffee, emotional support tea, or something a little stronger, this cup has *seen* things—and it’s still standing. Hydrate like a survivor. Sip like you mean it.
Perfect for anyone whose drinkware should come with a warning label and a therapist referral.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz capacity for coping in liquid form
• Double-walled stainless steel for hot messes and hot drinks
• Dishwasher safe (unlike your mental state)
• Fits most car cup holders and emotional spirals
• Printed design won’t peel, fade, or judge you
Boring Details
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This Beverage Has Seen Some Things (Tumbler)
$25.50
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Flexible returns
Perfect for anyone whose drinkware should come with a warning label and a therapist referral.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz capacity for coping in liquid form
• Double-walled stainless steel for hot messes and hot drinks
• Dishwasher safe (unlike your mental state)
• Fits most car cup holders and emotional spirals
• Printed design won’t peel, fade, or judge you
Boring Details
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China