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You’re not thriving. You’re not okay. But you are, technically, functioning—and that’s enough.
This tumbler is for the high-achieving hot messes, the emotionally literate gremlins, and anyone balancing burnout with barely-managed chaos. Whether you’re mainlining coffee or giving your stupid meat suit some hydration, this is your emotional support vessel for spiraling in style.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—snarky survival gear for emotionally self-aware disasters everywhere.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for borderline feral hydration
• Double-walled insulation for hot drinks and hotter messes
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your nervous system
• Fits most car cup holders and unmedicated coping strategies
• Ideal gift for your favorite gremlin bestie or functioning mess of a coworker
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Functionally Feral (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This tumbler is for the high-achieving hot messes, the emotionally literate gremlins, and anyone balancing burnout with barely-managed chaos. Whether you’re mainlining coffee or giving your stupid meat suit some hydration, this is your emotional support vessel for spiraling in style.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—snarky survival gear for emotionally self-aware disasters everywhere.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for borderline feral hydration
• Double-walled insulation for hot drinks and hotter messes
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your nervous system
• Fits most car cup holders and unmedicated coping strategies
• Ideal gift for your favorite gremlin bestie or functioning mess of a coworker
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.