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Let’s be honest: you’re not journaling for healing. You’re documenting evidence. This spiral notebook is perfect for logging intrusive thoughts, carefully crafted puns, and the occasional emotionally justified revenge fantasy.
Featuring a sharp cover design and 140 dotted pages for your chaos to take shape, this is your new go-to for passive-aggressive poetry, therapy prep, or plotting the downfall of those who wronged you (with style).
• 140 dotted pages for dark thoughts and darker wordplay
• Soft-touch cover—emotionally unstable, but classy
• Designed for sad b*tches who cope through sarcasm and spite
Because vengeance may be wrong, but at least it’s affordable.
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Murderous Musings & Puns for My Therapist (Spiral Notebook)
$17.00
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Featuring a sharp cover design and 140 dotted pages for your chaos to take shape, this is your new go-to for passive-aggressive poetry, therapy prep, or plotting the downfall of those who wronged you (with style).
• 140 dotted pages for dark thoughts and darker wordplay
• Soft-touch cover—emotionally unstable, but classy
• Designed for sad b*tches who cope through sarcasm and spite
Because vengeance may be wrong, but at least it’s affordable.
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden