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Some bags say “live, laugh, love.”
This one says, “I’m dissociating and holding snacks. Don’t test me.”
Perfect for those whose souls are floating above their bodies while their arms are hauling trail mix, impulse buys, and maybe a little unprocessed trauma.
Front: “Mentally, I’m elsewhere. Physically, I’m carrying snacks.”
Back: “If found, return to: A walking existential crisis with anxiety and trail mix.”
Big enough to hold all your coping mechanisms. Small enough not to scream about them.
• Made from 100% certified organic cotton, so your existential dread can be sustainably transported
• Carries 6 gallons of emotionally charged cargo (or just snacks)
• Long handles for shoulder-hauling your dissociation in style
• Flat bottom for stability (for the tote, not you)
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Mentally I'm Elsewhere, Physically I'm Carrying Snacks (Tote Bag)
$29.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This one says, “I’m dissociating and holding snacks. Don’t test me.”
Perfect for those whose souls are floating above their bodies while their arms are hauling trail mix, impulse buys, and maybe a little unprocessed trauma.
Front: “Mentally, I’m elsewhere. Physically, I’m carrying snacks.”
Back: “If found, return to: A walking existential crisis with anxiety and trail mix.”
Big enough to hold all your coping mechanisms. Small enough not to scream about them.
• Made from 100% certified organic cotton, so your existential dread can be sustainably transported
• Carries 6 gallons of emotionally charged cargo (or just snacks)
• Long handles for shoulder-hauling your dissociation in style
• Flat bottom for stability (for the tote, not you)
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |