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Inspired by military oaths and emotional instability, this tea towel proudly states: “This is my kitchen. There are many like it, but this one is full of unresolved issues.” Whether you're rage-cleaning or trying to escape your feelings through marinades, this towel knows what you're going through—and it’s not judging. Minimalist, dramatic, and slightly unhinged, it's the perfect accessory for kitchens with both flavor and baggage.
• For cooks who bring their trauma *and* their thyme
• Soft, absorbent, and deeply repressed
• Makes a hilarious gift for sad b*tches, therapy regulars, and culinary overthinkers
• Adds just the right amount of chaos to your countertop
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Unresolved Issues (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• For cooks who bring their trauma *and* their thyme
• Soft, absorbent, and deeply repressed
• Makes a hilarious gift for sad b*tches, therapy regulars, and culinary overthinkers
• Adds just the right amount of chaos to your countertop
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.