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Why say you’re not okay when you could just aggressively over-season dinner? “Every Meal Is a Cry for Help” is the tea towel of choice for anyone who copes by cooking—and occasionally crying over carbs. Equal parts dark humor and domestic chaos, this towel is soft, absorbent, and ready to catch your spills, tears, and barely contained emotional spirals.
• Perfect for cooks who use meals as a coping mechanism
• Looks great folded over oven handles and breakdowns
• Giftable to sad b*tches, passive-aggressive meal preppers, and kitchen crybabies
• Goes well with burnt toast and existential dread
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Every Meal is a Cry for Help (Dish Towel)
$12.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• Perfect for cooks who use meals as a coping mechanism
• Looks great folded over oven handles and breakdowns
• Giftable to sad b*tches, passive-aggressive meal preppers, and kitchen crybabies
• Goes well with burnt toast and existential dread
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.