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This tote bag is for the emotionally fluent, sarcasm-literate members of the eye-roll elite. Whether you’re spiraling through a grocery store or side-eyeing humanity in general, this organic cotton bag holds your snacks, trauma, and passive-aggressive wit with ease.
Front: “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”
Back: “If found, return to: A former gifted child with strong side-eye game.”
Soft but savage. Spacious but emotionally unavailable.
• 100% certified organic cotton (because we care about the planet, even if we don’t care for people today)
• 6-gallon capacity for groceries, books, or your emotional baggage
• Long straps for easy shoulder carry while disassociating
• Flat bottom, open main compartment, and endless deadpan energy
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Don't Talk To Me In That Tone of Voice (Tote Bag)
$29.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Front: “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”
Back: “If found, return to: A former gifted child with strong side-eye game.”
Soft but savage. Spacious but emotionally unavailable.
• 100% certified organic cotton (because we care about the planet, even if we don’t care for people today)
• 6-gallon capacity for groceries, books, or your emotional baggage
• Long straps for easy shoulder carry while disassociating
• Flat bottom, open main compartment, and endless deadpan energy
Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |