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It’s not that you’re ignoring them. It’s that you’re mentally replaying the conversation 47 times while analyzing tone, punctuation, and imaginary subtext.
This tumbler is for the overthinkers, the social hangover survivors, and the ones who need caffeine *and* closure before replying. Whether it’s filled with cold brew, herbal tea, or liquid reassurance, this is your official delay-of-response notice in cup form.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for high-functioning overanalyzers
• Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold while you spiral
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your confidence after a text thread
• Fits most car cup holders and intrusive thoughts
• Makes a great gift for anxious texters, avoidant besties, or yourself (after rereading that email for the 10th time)
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Don't Expect a Response Until I Overanalyze (Tumbler)
$25.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This tumbler is for the overthinkers, the social hangover survivors, and the ones who need caffeine *and* closure before replying. Whether it’s filled with cold brew, herbal tea, or liquid reassurance, this is your official delay-of-response notice in cup form.
Part of the Sad B*tch Survival Squad collection—dark humor for emotionally self-aware disasters.
• 20 oz stainless steel tumbler for high-functioning overanalyzers
• Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold while you spiral
• Dishwasher safe—unlike your confidence after a text thread
• Fits most car cup holders and intrusive thoughts
• Makes a great gift for anxious texters, avoidant besties, or yourself (after rereading that email for the 10th time)
Boring Details:
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Linchpin Industries and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1420 E Edinger Ave, Suite 219, Santa Ana, CA 92705 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.