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Every bite tells a story—and this one says “I care deeply but also might snap.” The “Cooked with Love (and a Little Repressed Rage)” tea towel is perfect for the emotionally spicy chef who simmers like a crockpot but feels like a pressure cooker. It’s soft, absorbent, and ready to soak up everything from sauce spills to inner turmoil. Ideal for anyone who cooks with feeling… and unresolved issues.
• Equal parts heart and hostility
• Perfect for rage baking and passive-aggressive potlucks
• Makes a great gift for sad b*tches, burnt-out meal preppers, and therapy veterans
• Designed to survive both spills and spirals
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
Cooked with Love and Repressed Rage (Dish Towel)
$12.50
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• Equal parts heart and hostility
• Perfect for rage baking and passive-aggressive potlucks
• Makes a great gift for sad b*tches, burnt-out meal preppers, and therapy veterans
• Designed to survive both spills and spirals
Boring Details:
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.